Oh yeah, the long awaited Chili's Story.

Alright, let me tell you number one. I HATE CHILI'S. Always have and always will. Their food is dirty, their bathrooms are a nightmare and I am no neat freak. If a neat freak was in there they would have died from far more than just suicide. It would have been a homicide because the bathroom killed them. But we went to an "okay" Chili's. I didn't check the bathroom this time. Well because. I felt that if I did, I would hate that one as well.

Now, first off, one of my lovely ladies had to go home because her boyfriend came back for a few days. She is in a long distance relationship, it started before it was long distance and they have been dating for a very long time before he had to go to college there. So as I speak to you now, do not disrespect her relationship. She had to go to his side, he was in town no one can blame her. Even though we don't want to share her.

But my two remaining ladies were still by my side. Selene and Aphrodite. They are by far the sexiest mama-sitas around. They got a table while I had to walk the one that had to leave to her car. Don't worry I had my wrench to protect myself. So my ladies were seated next to the wall, it doesn't take much to tell you that we didn't get the best service. I know, I know. Not the best, means he was an a-hole and gave all the sex-ay ladies elsewhere much better service. I am no waitress, though I don't mind getting a job that I have to waitress, but I know the whole service system. I am not the best tipper, but I am not a cheapskate either. I would have given a better tip if I got better service. I demand better service! Of course after those hoochi women left that was when we got it. I must say, the only thing I enjoy about it is that I learned from Selene that I can order whatever I want. If I don't like an ingredient I can change it. She is by far a great teacher in cuisine.

Also, while we were waiting for our order. Aphrodite was having problems with her man. Perfectly understandable, every couple has problems. We just get through them, and hope they are fixed. That sparked a conversation with Selene because of her ex. You may think "Oh no, not one of those man-hating girls night out stories." No this is not one of them, this is the empowerment of a single lady finally breaking free of a relationship that was killing her. This abuse that she endured and did not see would one day take it's toll. I never told her, because well. Whatever makes her happy, makes me happy. So I conveniently for her sake did not look at the flaws. Why? Cause in my head, I seriously thought that whatever mess was going to happen. They could fix it. Together. But he- pardon my asterisks- F**ked up. Not only with his relationship with her, but his friendship with me. MOST of his FRIENDSHIPS in fact. His word, is shit in my book. His excuses are lies.

I won't state what he did. I know what he did and I don't have to share it with a third party, to gain sympathy for her or for anyone to be empathetic. But to seriously say one fact, anything he says cannot be trusted. I've known that for a while. I met Selene through him, she is by far one of my greatest friends. I fell in love (friendship wise) with her, she is a great person and she was a great girlfriend to him. I could give examples but... That would mean a longer post. Let us just continue on with the story...

Mainly that was how our night went on, we talked about the men in our lives. Well They talked. I just listened, I have no problems with Slushie. But by far he is the best boyfriend I have had in my life. I don't want to give that up, and I know Selene and Aphrodite know that he makes me happy too.

Okay but through this. One of the funniest moments was this.. I had ordered a drink. I tried it, and it was good but it had strawberry seeds in it. So every time I took a sip, I had a very uncomfortable feeling of strawberry seeds rushing into my mouth. So I decided not to drink anymore, instead Selene let me drink some of hers and when a refill came for her she got the new one, I got what was left of the old one. I took my old drink and you know those little cardboard boxes that has four sides and no top or bottom. I had placed it over the disgusting liquid and kept it there. When I finished the drink Selene had given me he came back and asked if I wanted a refill, I said no and if I could have a different drink. like the drink Selene was having. He complied. So that was good, when it came to pay we got separate checks. Selene and I, gave two bucks each. Aphrodite did not like his service at all. So she gave nothing. In total, He received $4.00 in tip. Pretty good considering his awful service. But I must say, that overall. I enjoy my ladies company. I do not have that many women in my life. I do prefer women friends, although often, I scare them away.

Having male friends is so much easier to handle. Especially since I've been raised in my adolescent to now years by a male. I never had proper female influence. I am a man in a woman's body? But not transsexual, I could never say I am.Would never want to insult those that are transgendered. but I have placed myself as if I had a category it would be, a bisexual "straight acting-gay" male trapped in a woman's body. Which I think he does enjoy. However, I do not believe that I am a man trapped in a woman's body. Maybe I have multiple personalities within me and I do not allow them to come to surface. It's plausible but not possible. I would know. Wouldn't I?

So yes. Here I am, Vanilla. The happy gaystraightbisexual? man in woman's body ;) As a straight woman, I am all good.